Archive for November 2005

Don’t Just Lick the Icing

In a move that is sure to cause the entire nation of China to jump at once and shift the axis of the earth when they land Paul McCartney announced he will never perform in China because cats and dogs would look nice as a coat. That’s right, because cats and dogs are not guaranteed a nice life and would … Continue reading

Not News for November 28th

There is news and then there is big news. The news is that Paul Martin’s government lost a confidence vote. So now the politicians can stop climbing over and dry-humping each other and can unzip their pants and forcefully screw the electorate. But, apparently, Canadians want a dominatrix and a semblance of monogamy. Supposedly news agency and pollsters know what … Continue reading

Shh. Her Brain is Taking a Shit

“Liberals don’t believe there is such a thing as “fact” or “truth.” Everything is a struggle for power between rival doctrines.” — Ann Coulter I loathe politics but, as Sun Tzu said “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer,” I follow and study politics. I do not, admittedly, keep totally up to date but what I do try is … Continue reading

Non-Confidence for All, and to All a G’Nite

In an unprecedented move the Conservatives finally tabled a motion for a vote of non-confidence. The is unprecedented because the lame-ass opposition parties have been busy positioning themselves so that someone else would make a move first. This reminds of school dances (especially on sitcoms) where the boys are on one side of the room and the girls are on … Continue reading

Nothing New Behind Door #2 Either

Nothing is new. Everything has been said, tried and done. And that is my paraphrase of Ecclesiastes. Woodward is back in the news. And so is Plame and Libby. This is so…so…very…umm…wonderful? I don’t know. The whole case is so stupid, petty and deliberate. Nothing is as it seems. It is terribly written, produced, and acted out; It is over-dramatized, … Continue reading