Archive for December 2005

Good Fences Make Good Neighbours?

The US is going to study the feasibility of building a wall between Canada and the US. This study came about as an amendment to a bill and was sponsored by Duncan Hunter, a Californian Republican. Hunter also sponsored a bill to put lights, cameras and action on one thousand kilometres of the US-Mexican border to stop the flow of … Continue reading

What the Heck is “Electioneering”?

In what is being called “electioneering,” Paul Martin has been putting bees in American bonnets. Harper and Layton, on this, agree. Harper, distancing himself from his American Brotherhood of Conservatives, has called the American ambassador’s interference “inappropriate.” The stigma attached to being America’s plaything appears to be too much even for a Canadian conservative. While I cannot determine his motives, … Continue reading

Political Viscosity is Proportional to the Measure of Harper

Viscosity Testing During election time the political jargon is diluted and then its viscosity is tested and re-tested. The political process itself proves the existence of God because this process can be found in nature which, we all know, was created by Doctor God. A clear example of the scientific process can be seen through experimentation and analysis. Checking to … Continue reading

Blah Blah Blah to Death

I love the Internet. I mean you can write anything and someone might read it. That was the case when I wrote Quoth the Harper. I have had this site for quite some time now. I have changed formats and content oh so often. So when I wrote that article I was getting very few hits ever. Then all of … Continue reading

Bodyless Headline

“We’ve uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my relatives, unfortunately, was even in the newspaper business.” — Jimmy Carter Headlines are interesting. My own headline weaves in and out in a W shape. Some call it male-pattern baldness or something. I call it sexy. But then … Continue reading