“Why not become one of the United States?” They say. “Canada is becoming more and more like the United States,” they say. I call bullshit. If anything Americans are becoming more like us.  They should be joining us.  The proof? You want proof?! There was motion to censure G.W.Bush There likely will be a motion censure S.Harper While the American … Continue reading
I am no sports fanatic. I definitely am not a fan of baseball. And the only thing I find more boring than watching baseball in the stadium is watching it on tv. And the only thing worse than that is watching baseball news. The lowest rung on the ladder, however, is reserved for reading about baseball. But something about baseball … Continue reading
I hurdled in high-school. I was decent. I am short. And I hit a lot of hurdles when I ran. They left bruises, sometimes. But I always finished the race. I only fell once. And that was on my last race ever. I was in the lead when I hit the hurdle. But I got up and finished less than … Continue reading
Today, at the time of this posting (exactly), I am done: Convergys and Comcast can kiss my ass. I am walking out the doors of this dreaded institution and, hopefully, will never return. Convergys, for those who do not know, is a project in outsourcing. Outsourced customer management for large businesses. FedEx, Comcast Cable, Time Warner, RoadRunner, American Express, Yahoo, … Continue reading
No image for today. It is Zero. Twenty-Six Zeros, to be exact. If you know what I mean, sorry. No, the number zero. You idiot. There is no Letter Zero. Now fuck off. I am through with you. I hate you all. You know who you are. [ No, not you. ] [ You are my readers. ] [ But … Continue reading
