Sleepless in 24 Sussex?

Our great economist and fearless leader is kept awake at night because of the economy? Capitalism is a vengeful mistress. I guess the Socialistic bail-outs have been making Capitalism jealous. Or maybe he feels he is being unfaithful.

But why is our perfectly quaffed and immaculate leader having difficulty finding the zeds? Is it because he has not been entirely honest with the Canadian public? A relatively mild recession should not be cause for alarm, should it?

Harper has been criticized for being overly optimistic about the economy. So why would something that is going relatively well and looking promising, despite the hardships, be keeping him up at night? He says it is because he can’t really do anything about it. But he, along with Barrack “the Untouchable” Obama, have been giving money hand over fist to the ever hungry Capitalist monster. Isn’t that enough? Apparently it is nothing because that is what Harper said he could do to fix the problem.

Re-cap: Harper is optimistic about something he can’t do anything about but can’t sleep as a result.

I was not surprized that Harper missed the photo-op at the G-20 because he was “spending a penny.” It only makes sense because Harper is full of shit.